Hi, my name is Emily Richardson and I have a confession. I LOVE making playlists. From the moment I got my first laptop that had iTunes on it, I have made thousands of playlists for myself, for my friends etc., and literally every mood gets it’s own playlist.
Thankfully, with the invention of Spotify and Apple Music and other music services, I can share my playlists with the ENTIRE world.
So last summer, I was dating this guy. We had been dating for about three months when he broke up with me over Skype, while I was studying abroad. All the break-up playlists on Spotify had songs like “My Heart Will Go On” from the Titanic and other sappy, sad, “I’m going to cry in the shower for 30+ minutes” songs.
And this sucked, because I didn’t want to wallow. I was studying abroad, I wanted to forget him and move on instantly. So I made myself, and now you guys, a boys ain’t sh*t playlist. This playlist is full of songs that you can scream and that will (hopefully) get you through a tough break-up.
1. Miss Moving On by Fifth Harmony
Best Lyrics:
I’m not the way that I used to be
I took the record off repeat
You killed me, but I survived
And now I’m coming alive
2. Goodbye by Kristinia DeBarge
Best Lyrics:
Am I supposed to be torn apart, broken hearted, in a corner crying?
Pardon me if I don’t show it
I don’t care if I never see you again
I’ll be alright
3. You Don’t Own Me by Grace ft. G-Eazy
Best Lyrics:
You don’t own me
I’m not just one of your many toys
You don’t own me
Don’t say I can’t go with other boys
4. Irreplaceable – Beyoncé
Best Lyrics:
You must not know ’bout me
You must not know ’bout me
I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact he’ll be here in a minute, baby
5. Survivor by Destiny’s Child
Best Lyrics:
After of all of the darkness and sadness
Soon comes happiness
If I surround my self with positive things
I’ll gain prosperity
6. Are You Happy Now? by Michelle Branch
Best Lyrics:
I’ve had all that I can take
I’m not about to break
Cause I’m happy now oh, oh
Are you happy now?
7. Shout Out to My Ex by Little Mix
Best Lyrics:
I hope she gettin’ better sex
Hope she ain’t fakin’ it like I did, babe
Took four long years to call it quits
Forget that boy, I’m over it
8. Smily by Lily Allen
Best Lyrics:
At first when I see you cry
Yeah it makes me smile
Yeah it makes my smile
At worst I feel bad for a while
But then I just smile
I go ahead and smile
9. Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson
Best Lyrics:
But since you been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I’m so moving on, yeah, yeah
Thanks to you, now I get what I want
Since you been gone
10. Boy Problems by Carly Rae Jepsen
Best Lyrics:
I think I broke up with my boyfriend today and I don’t really care
I’ve got worse problems (I broke up with my boyfriend)
I think I broke up with my boyfriend today and I don’t really care
I’ve got worse problems (I broke up with my boyfriend, yeah)
11. No Scrubs by TLC
Best Lyrics:
No, I don’t want no scrubs
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hangin’ out the passenger side
Of his best friend’s ride
Trying to holla at me
12. Stronger by Britney Spears
Best Lyrics:
I’m not your property as from today, baby
You might think that I won’t make it on my own
But now I’m stronger than yesterday
13. Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake
Best Lyrics:
The bridges were burned
Now it’s your turn, to cry
Cry me a river
14. U + Ur Hand by P!nk
Best Lyrics:
I’m not here for your entertainment
You don’t really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
15. So What by P!nk
Best Lyrics:
So, so what? I’m still a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don’t need you
And guess what? I’m having more fun
And now that we’re done, I’m gonna show you tonight
I’m alright
16. Really Don’t Care by Demi Lovato ft. Cher Lloyd
Best Lyrics:
Even if the stars and moon collide
I never want you back into my life
You can take your words and all your lies
Oh-oh-oh, I really don’t care
Oh-oh-oh, I really don’t care
17. On My Mind by Ellie Goulding
Best Lyrics:
You were talking deep like it was mad love to you
You wanted my heart but I just liked your tattoos
Poured it down, so I poured it down
18. Potential Breakup Song by Aly & AJ
Best Lyrics:
The type of guy who doesn’t see
What he has until she leaves
Don’t let me go
Cause without me, you know you’re lost
Wise up now or pay the cost
Soon you will know
19. Problem by Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea
Best Lyrics:
Head in the clouds
Got no weight on my shoulders
I should be wiser, and realize that I’ve got
One less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
20. Gives You Hell by The All American Rejects
Best Lyrics:
When you find a man that’s worth a damn that treats you well
Then he’s a fool, you’re just as well
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
21. You’re Such A by Hailee Seinfeld
Best Lyrics:
That, damn, you’re such a / Did you think that I would let you
Crawl right back into my bedroom / After everything we’ve been through
I know the truth / That, damn, you’re such ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL-JMV2sFwk
Difficult little devil /Trying to put it back together
‘Cause you see I’m doing better /Without you now
22. Fuck You by Lily Allen
Best Lyrics:
Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don’t stay in touch
23. Fuck You by CeeLo Green
Best Lyrics:
I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(Oh shit, she’s a gold digger)
Well.. (just thought you should know)
24. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift
Best Lyrics:
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together
25. Picture to Burn by Taylor Swift
Best Lyrics:
There’s no time for tears
I’m just sitting here planning my revenge
There’s nothing stopping me
From going out with all of your best friends
26. I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor
Best Lyrics:
At first, I was afraid, I was petrified
Thinking, I couldn’t live without you by my side
Hm after spending nights thinking, “how you did me wrong?”
I grew strong and I learned how to get along
27. Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You) by Kelly Clarkson
Best Lyrics:
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, stronger
Just me, myself, and I
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger
Stand a little taller
Doesn’t mean I’m lonely when I’m alone
28. Roar by Katy Perry
Best Lyrics:
You held me down, but I got up (hey)
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, your hear that sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up
Get ready cause I had enough
I see it all, I see it now
29. I Don’t Miss You At All by Selena Gomez
Best Lyrics:
‘Cause I never think about you
I’m better off without you
I don’t miss you at all
I don’t miss you at all
You don’t spin around in my head
It’s like you never existed
30. King of Anything by Sara Bareilles
Best Lyrics:
Who cares if you disagree? You are not me
Who made you king of anything?
So you dare tell me who to be
Who died and made you king of anything?
31. Best Thing I Never Had by Beyoncé
Best Lyrics:
So when I think of the time that I almost loved you
You showed your ass and I, I saw the real you
Thank God you blew it
Thank God I dodged the bullet
I’m so over you,so baby, good looking out
32. Breakin’ Dishes by Rihanna
Best Lyrics:
I’m breaking dishes up in here, all night
I ain’t gon’ stop until I see police lights
I’mma fight a man tonight, I’mma fight a man tonight
I’mma fight a man, a man, a m-a-n
A man, a man, a m-a-n
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